Buffalo

Her name is Rio and...

...she blinded me with science!

If There are Wireless Earbuds in the Matrix, Why Do They Keep Showing Up in the Men's Room?

And where are their earbud mates?

I Dream of Sedaka

Neil Sedaka impersonators, be on guard: I will unmask you!

An Elvis Impersonator Story Featuring Nicolas Cage

I saw Nic Cage, star of 'Kick-Ass' and 'Kick-Ass 2', receive his star on The Hollywood Walk of Fame.

People Are Loving My 15-Year-Old Reese's Elvis Cup T-Shirt. And Why Not?

Inspired by the King.

The Metaphysics of the Funky Chicken

You don't do the Funky Chicken. Ultimately the Funky Chicken does you.

My Wild Night at Gilley's

Country singer Mickey Gilley died today. I drank several beers at his club one night.

El Burrito!

In this entry I rationalize the fact that I haven't posted entries here over the last two days. But the real message is: "Grab a taco at El Burrito. You'll be glad you did!"

Rich's House of Vinyl #2: The B-52s!

Pass the tanning butter!

Energy Follows Thought

Willie Nelson is the 89-year-old weed-smoking Zen master we all need right now.

Ode to the Entire Universe

It boggelth the mind...